so here i am still in south carolina. my flights were all messed up and it wasn't for sure if i would make my flight in chicago so i just rebooked for tomorrow. good thing i don't have to work tomorrow. all i know is that i did not want to get stuck in chicago overnight when i could be here where i know people.
i have had such a great weekend! i got to see most of my camp babies. swap missy and rosa. i got to meet rosa's boyfriend frank (who is a damn rockstar) and a couple of their roommates (which i might become one...i'll go into that more later) and i got to meet michael. my sweet boy michael...
friday night swap and missy had to study so i went out with michael....i drank a lot. and i made friends with these lesbians who were the stereo typical lipstick and butch couple. hilarious ladies though. i played lots of megatouch while michael finished working and kept shoving his tips in my pocket. then i got upset cuz they were treating him wrong and threatening to fire him cuz he can't work saturdays anymore. i told him to quit and walk out with the framed madonna britney kiss picture behind the bar. then while he talked in the back with them i contemplated jumping over the bar and doing it myself. a lot. no really i even stood up on a stool at one point while the lesbobs were still with me. not fully stood up but mostly. then went to
another bar where i made friends with this older bald gentlemen and adored him so i made him my new bestfriend. there was a stripper at this bar and in true cody fashion i stole a dollar from michaels tips and shoved the dollar down the back of this stripper's manties and then proceeded to pull his ass out of his neon green speedo bikini. the guy had no clue so i flashed him my pearlies while the boys all around me stood in awe. and laughing like they never seen anyone do this before. i'm sure i could probably get in trouble for that. plus its just really rude. (my neonstripper....i appologize for exposing your as where ever you may be.) then we went back to michaels where we stayed up way too late and missed our phone calls to leave for boone early in the morning.
saturday we went to boone. oh beautiful boone. it was pretty. and i got to be in the mountains. rosa's house is amazing. and the entire area. frank is a great man, and funny as shit too. we went to a frat party. (don't worry its hippyville no kswiss and abercrombie just burkenstocks and ti-dye!) we stayed by the fire most of the time. rosa made us a "nalgene cocktail." and boy was it a cocktail. way to go rosa! we came back and afterhoured so carl could get a little wasted since he volunteered to be our d.d. (thankyou soo much carl!) there are two openings in frank and rosa's house in may so i might actually move in with them during the summer and after camp. i'll get to help them remodel and paint too. let me just
say that it would be a great place to live even if only for a year. and its only $25 more rent than what i pay right now and i wouldn't have to have a deposit. oooh. i gets me a little excited just thinking about it. the only drawback is that being in the mountains its a little colder. but being in the mountains its so much more beautiful! and the roommates are great, wonderful people.
swap left yesterday... :[ michael, missy and i went out to eat with la cucaracha and had jumbo margaritas. literally - 64 ounces of margarita. (they were good) and then we watched the oscars and sipped bud. michael took me out with his friends last night. its amazing how everyone down here, and i noticed this last summer too, everyone is so much nicer. just in general. in the midwest we breed 'em mean and pretty. not down here. they're nice and cute.
tonight i will be hanging out with missy's roommates watching harry potter and then missy is gong to come back and take me to michaels bar and, since it is my vacation, i might drink some more. i'm kind of glad my flights got messed up. i'm not done yet. i'm not ready to leave. well, shit i never will be. but i would rather go tomorrow than now.
i am so glad i came here. i have had the best time. and i got to spend time with some extrodinary people. it was like we'd never been away. and like we'd never not known eachother. so welcome. i'm out now!
peace.
love ~ cody tyler
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