you know what sucks....

when your sports bra from 9th grade is almost too big...

or when you sprain your knee swing dancing.

or when you realize you still baby that knee when running because of the sprain causing pain when hitting the hour mark on a hill.

when you have to be the one to always contact a "friend" that says they want to hang out.

when you just know you have to take a loud juicy ducey and your coworkers wont leave the area right outside the bathroom so you can't go cuz you don't want them to hear you literally blowing up the toilet.

when you can't pass a kidney stone.

when you think you make the wrong decision so you change your mind, and then the "wrong decision" stares you in the face and you feel like to much of a douche so you pretend you love the choice you made.

or when things don'tgo as planned so you panick trying to make it go your way and then it doesn't.

when you drop a bomb in your office and everyone runs out yelling with their mouths covered.

when you just can't seem to let go of that one thing that you just can't seem to let go of.

when you grease your shorts. at work.

when you go to spit a snotwad out your friends car window and it ends up being the biggest snotwad in history and lands half in the car half out after flying through the air in slowmo.

or when the only boots you have are platform spice girl boots and you have to go out and dig your car out of 3 foot of snow.

when you jump off a platform at a bar drunk as hell just sure your friend will catch you mid air and then end up waking up the next day and having to get staples in your head.

when you pass out at church after a hellacious st. patty's celebration.

when your tit pops out in a movie theater while you are clapping your hands in the air trying to gt the rude people to shut up all while an old lady looks back at you and says "will you please be quiet!"

yeah it sucks but most of it is pretty damb funny....

love you guys!! see some of you iowans in a lil over a month!!

love ~ cody tyler

new art website or myspace coming soon!! be on the look out betches!

happy friggin may, its beautiful...

(by the way not all of this has happened to me...its a collection of mes and yous and friends n such.)