yesterday i was your asshole today i'm your vagina, this past weekend i was well....tailgated. and then some.

this picture is not from this weekend

but this is the position my body was in for

about 34 hours straight this weekend.

so i went to my 1st tailgating and iowa hawkeye game this past weekend. it was homecoming too. my parents and extended family would be so proud. no really, it would make them think that by this time next year i'll be married with child on the way. sorry fambambly not happening, babies are cool but come on gimmie a break...

so my weekend starts off like this:

FRIDAY: its homecoming weekend right, so meghan and i make plans to go downtown at 5:45pm and watch the parade (another 1st for me here in iowa city - after 6 years) and maybe have a few beers. well it ended up being us going down and maybe watching the parade and having half price tall girl beer - for her, and half price tall girl margs. - for me. at 6pm. downtown was fucking insane. i've never seen so many people downtown. then i met up with my friend erin who was in town from chicago, and deri and jeremy. then i drank, laughed so hard i nearly peed a little, and danced the night away. literally. we went over to deri and jeremy's and fucking shot shit about camping, travis, claire, school, autism, you name it. it was a good time. until i realized it was 6 fucking am!! so i went to bed. if you can call it that. i guess i actually took a nap. keep in mind i drank beer straight up until i laid down....

SATURDAY: erin and i had originally planned to get up and go at 8am but we didn't get up til 9am and made it to the tailgating area around 10am. tristan came with and we all started drinking - well i started at 9 they started at 10. we went to this place called the magic bus for $5 all you can drink and they had a band. and girls with their titts out making otu. the things girls will do when they are drunk. i swear most of the girls in this town you wouldn't even need to date rape. as long as you told them a bunch of people would be watching they'd do anything. needless to say i was hammered by 11am at the latest. erin and i went and watched the game.... ok. here is where people are probably the most confused. cody? at a football game? yeah its been since highschool but i actually really got into it and had a great time. i like sports....live, just not on t.v. and the alcohol helped too i'm sure. we beat illinois, after i saw some illi fan fall down some concrete stairs and i blatantly laughed my ass off. its ok cuz the stranger sitting next to me was this older guy from iowa and he laughed right a long with me. the fact that he was older and laughed with me made me want to fuck him. ok, oh so its amazing who cody will imagine fucking when he's wasted. then we bolted out of there and met back up with tristan at the magic bus. eventually going over to erins famly's party. then i came stumbling home around 5pm and forced myself to eat cuz for the first time in my life i wasn't hungry. then showered, where i had the time of my life jammin' out to music all wasted dancing and such. i seriously am still suprised i didn't fall naked in the shower and knock myself out. then i crashed for two hours and got back up to go at it again. which i did. until 4am sunday morning. geez. saturday night was hilarious too cuz i got wasted off of like 2 beers and everyone else that was out was so drunk they couldn't walk and i still could so it made me feel good. and made me laugh a lot.

so basically i drank from 6pm friday until 4am sunday. damn. sick. but whatever it was homecoming and i had never done it before. AND, i happened to have a fucking excellent time!

yea.

so anyway, i need to go fold my laundry and get to bed. its picture day tomorrow at work. yeah that means the teachers have to look nice (at 8am) and the teachers have to keep the kids looking nice and keep them in line. awesome, i love pictures. i almost enjoy posing for pictures as much as i enjoy someone spitting salt into my anus. yeah that much. but it won't last long and then i can go back to playing. all i do is play. i love my job. and i love my kids.

good night.
love ~ cody tyler
p.s. look i'm a true fan.....

GO HAWKS!!

sike!!